Realily TV

In order to show us "the real Lily", Lily Allen is planning to shoot a behind-the-scenes programme during her next tour. Not, of course, that she'd do anything as shabby as a reality TV show:

"I don't like reality TV but I'd love to do a docu-drama. I'm having a blast right now."

Aha. A docudrama, where bits of reality are recreated and pre-scripted, unlike reality TV, where the same thing happens but with Jordan or Jodie Marsh in the programme. It's a crucial distinction.