A quick glance at the lead story in today's Victoria Newton column might make it look like, rather than actually reporting, she's just running a shedload of pictures she's taken off an attachment she got sent with an email:
The Die Hard tough guy is among the Hollywood hunks transformed into glam girls in a madcap viral email doing the rounds.
Computer wizards at Worth1000.com have given a whole host of stars sex-swap makeovers – and the results are hilarious!
Ah. She has just printed a shedload of pictures from an email attachment. As her lead story.
We're looking forward to tomorrow's exclusive, about the widow of a senior Nigerian government minister who's trying to smuggle seventy-five million US dollars out the country and needs Victoria's help.