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Surely it's got to be jail for Pete now?
Pete Doherty has been arrested for possession of drugs - yes, again, this time in Tower Hamlets - surprising, what with Adam Ficek telling us it was all yoghurts and juices for Babyshambles these days.
How this is going to affect him when he returns to court for the latest round of sentencing in two weeks is unclear - it's not simply that he had drugs on him (according to the police) but that he was in Tower Hamlets in the small hours of the morning, which doesn't appear to square with complying with the court's orders he lives with his parents.
On the other hand, the court has seemed willing to offer unlimited last chances to Pete, so perhaps he'll pull off another daring escape.
2 comments:
"On the one hand you were caught in possession of drugs whilst breaching a court order, robbing an off-licence, violating a puppy, wearing a t-shirt reading 'All Judges Are Paedophiles' and showing passers-by a video on your mobile phone of you sodomising my wife, which you later uploaded to something known as 'Youtube'. However, on the other hand you did rescue that man from a burning car at the weekend, or at least you were on the same bus as a man who did. This suggests that you are a reformed character and should be cleared of all charges. You may now leave. Oh, and could you return my penknife once you've finished stabbing the jurors? Thanks."
Fingers crossed, hopefully this time the judge won't believe that he's just a lovable Bob 'oskins style scamp and will send him DOWN.
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