There's your Daz doorstep challenge for you

In a bid to raise money for Trekstok, Johnny Borrell is auctioning off his stupid white jeans.

Presumably, like Mickey Rourke in 9½ Weeks, Borrell has a wardrobe squashed full of identical outfits, and these aren't the only white jeans he owns. Otherwise the next time he's live on the telly, it's going to be him bouncing about in a tiny g-string, like the lovechild of Prince and Big Bird.