As if the drink and drugs and hairdo wasn't enough, Amy Winehouse has now added sex workers into the mix:
"I was cutting myself after he found me in our room about to do drugs with a call girl and rightly said I wasn't good enough for him. I lost it and he saved my life."
How do we know this?
Because she emailed Perez Hilton to tell him.
"He deserves the truth, he is an amazing man who saved my life again and got cut badly for his troubles. All he gets is horrible stories printed about him and he just keeps quiet, but this is too much."
Yes, I think the whole world has admired Blake's quiet life of simple contemplation. According to Newton's column in The Sun, he's making another valuable attempt to save Winehouse by, erm, emotionally blackmailing her to stop getting help:
Way to save a life, monk-like dude.