Courtney asks us to join in with a chorus

Cunningly, Courtney Love has come up with a way to stop people cutting and pasting her wasted MySpace postings onto the general internet - she's making the entries viewable to friends only. And friends don't cut and paste friend's stuff, right.

Oh, hang about, though: MySpace friends aren't friends in the sense of the word, they're more "people who exist" than actual friends, so her latest entry has already bubbled out faster than greyhound with the scent of sausage sandwich. She wants us to do her work for her:

"I need some help with lyrics. If I use them you will get a publishing fee.

If you feel more comfy copywriting before sending them, that's cool too."

Copywriting them? As in "go for the snack with the longer-lasting pack - that's Twix" type copywriting. Presumably she means copyrighting them.

How nice of Courtney to offer to, erm, pay people for work. We wonder if she's like that with tradepeople? "Cumn fix mi kitchen sync - i will pay | a plummers" rate for the job"