Doherty: Cat crack cancer

The first mutterings that Doherty was giving drugs to kittens sounded so much like a tabloid moral panic, we hoped it would turn out to be giving a dog a bad name rather than giving a cat a bad trip.

Today, though, pictures of Doherty with a specially adapted cat crack pipe make it look as if, yes, he really does behave like that. Doubtless he'll try and say "ha! no, it was all an art experiment, like that time I might not actually have been injecting drugs into the girl" or some similar attempt to explain away his behaviour. We doubt the RSPCA will buy that, though.