Miss Miffed's Madonna musings

We're not sure if the News of the World's Miss Miffed column is really an attempt to out-parody Private Eye's Glenda Slagg, but judging by the Madonna entry it could well be:

Bruise that girl...

SO Madonna’s had a face lift? Fair play to her I say.

She’s nearly fifty-years-old and manages to bend her body into shapes few 18-year-olds could manage.

She’s super fit, super healthy and if she needs a little boost to retain her superstar looks, in areas that yoga can’t help, then why the hell not?

Let me know what you reckon...

I reckon you're typing with your eyes closed and are just throwing out half-arsed posts in a desperate attempt to get some, any, reaction. And Miss Miffed? How long did you take coming up with that "online persona?"