Someone still loves you, Fiddy Cent

We're sure that he'll take no little comfort from this: 50 Cent has finally bested Kanye West in a chart battle, beating him to the all-important best selling album in Europe title for this week.

Please, let's not call this some sort of wooden spoon. Even though the people of Portugal have admitted they only bought the album because they felt sorry for him, and a large portion of German sales were down to some confusion that the record was priced at, rather than by, half a Euro.