TAM Commandments: 7. Love's good - but not as good as wanking

No, we're not plumping for The Divynils, or Teenage Kicks and not even She Bop. Instead, one of the the most effective couplets about onanism to have appeared on a lyric sheet: Billy Bragg's "with my own hands/when I make love to your memory..." from St Swithin's Day. It kind of disproves the These Animal Men point, of course. This is Dubstar, covering the song in a Germany at the New Pop Festival in 1996:



[Part of TAM commandments weekend]