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Do you mean 'Jenny Frost had a baby'?
Did the Sky News website really think the best way to announce the motherhood of Jenny Frost was to write:
We've just spotted the Celeb baby stork whisking his way back to his nest. And it seems he was a flapping from Jenny Frost's gaff.
Besides everyone knowing that babies are found under cabbage leaves and not delivered by storks, why would anyone phrase something like that? Unless their readership consisted entirely of squeamish ten year-olds?
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'Celeb baby stork'? What, the children of famous people get their own brand of margarine now? Bloody over-privileged bastards.
At least they didnt mix it up and say
"he was a gaffing from Jenny Frost's flap."
That Sky showbiz site and mailout is one of the most peculiar things on the entire interweb. Not only do they write like sugar-rushing child prodigies, they can only afford the red carpet pics no one else wanted to run their "look at the state of that/stylish as ever" captions on. Which leads to them trying to pretend that the likes of Demi Moore's cube-headed daughter are a) celebrities, b) beautiful. Very very odd. I recommend it.
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