Inflated opinions

The now-defunct Sunday People's Visible Panty Line column VIP is claiming responsibility for Gary Barlow's body:

We can't help wondering if GARY BARLOW's super-svelte look is down to us.

The Take That star, 36, revealed his slim bod on BBC1's Friday Night With Jonathan Ross - after our recent mick-take. You look great, Gaz. But don't overdo it...

I wouldn't think it was anything to do with you. Nobody reads the Sunday People, much less builds their life around it.