Monday, October 29, 2007

Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood

Roisin Murphy has had eye-socket surgery after banging her head on a chair during a Moscow gig.

Spokespeople attest to how yukky the accident was:

A spokesman said she lost "a lot of blood" and had severe concussion, but her vision was unaffected and she was "recovering well".

As a result of the need to rest - presumably to stop her eyeball falling out onstage - this week's dates on her European tour are being re-arranged.


James said...

I considered posting a comment about how, after the surgery, she'll be able to ask people "Do you like my tight retina?", but my heart's not really in it.

Adam Macqueen said...

Sir, for your obscure reference to Onion annual space-filling text, I salute you...

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