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This time, surely? Pete Doherty was due in court yesterday for a drugs update; instead, he was in France on tour. He's been instructed to appear next week; surely this latest piss-taking is going to push the judge over the edge and Doherty into jail?
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The judge will probably come to a verdict of 'boys will be boys' (© Judge Roy Snyder in The Simpsons) and let him off with a gentle ruffling of his hair.
I don't know about that. I'll check with my legal friend later, but I believe that for such a persistent reoffender, the standard punishment is 'A clip round the ear' (with the option to add 'No Lazy Town before bed' at the judge's discretion)
if you'd done your research you'd have found that he was given permission to go to france last week
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7059754.stm
How he manages this is beyond comprehension.
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