Boyzone: Won't someone think of the children?

Children In Need, eh? They've been raising money all these years, and still nobody's been able to sort out what's wrong with that bear.

They're having another go this year, and amongst the entertainmentish bits this year we're getting lumbered with a Boyzone reunion. Apparently to demonstrate that to do good, you must sometimes do a great evil.

There's a chilling sense that this is just a toe-in-the-water preparatory to a new album/full tour slog. We're thrilled, as you can imagine.

The only upside: does this mean Westlife can bugger off now?