Courtney Love has been back on the MySpace, sharing her top financial tips:
also rem,emeber of the three fica scores the LOWEST is the one that all the cards use as your interest rate
You've been listening to MoneyBox live. It sounds like Courtney's having trouble getting credit, but it could just be that she's realised it's ruinously expensive to fly your bloody chauffeur over to the UK. We do have people who are able to drive here, you know, Love.
But it's not just American Express who is causing Courtney headaches. She's also convinced that CitiBank is conspiring against her:
We genuinely can't wait. It's possible that people are ripping Courtney off left, right and round the back, but if her approach to "teh authorities" is made in the same way she approaches MySpace blogging, it's perhaps not a little surprising they don't take her seriously. Or understand a bloody word she's saying.
Still, it's nice to be getting all this top-hole financial advice from a woman who can't apparently open the front door without having internet fraudsters buying a street of houses on Amex cards she doesn't even own. It's like getting healthy eating tips from Mr. Mangetout.
So, having sorted out our money, Courtney then turns to Radiohead. She's impressed:
Yes, doing things risky/first. Like providing tracks for rotten sports movies and recording albums for major labels. It's like you're, ooh, Finally Punk or something.
We love the way she's slagging off In Rainbows' quality while still fingering the pile of cash they made.
and since the art is amzing thius far ( taZke a look at m/m paris and google thier images.......ive always done my own graphics but they are really inspiring BRILLIANT)
i have alot of fast rock songs to wrote ina hurry- and were on a gold streak- were making new riffs everynight- if people already KNOW me they love me or like me- if they dont KNOW me due to the whole guinea pig female celebrity witchtrial, ( and cmon i had all charges EXPUNGED eg THEY DONT EXIST my punishment was going to court 37 times)
and the house arrest and court-mandated rehab, surely?
Hang about, she's back onto money again:
i know someone dead poor= she went into her loc al citi= and she stated simply-= " im going to be very very welathy and if youd like to come with me let me know it or illtake my business erlsewhere" she then pulled out a detailed down to the wire business plan ( in the field of marketing) im not suggesting loans are a good thing - advances and loans bother me personally- but when i return from europe and amex has been paid 1/3rd too much money for repetitive tickets charged to amex visa and platinum amex- im NOT a happy girl- in fact ive hired a consultant on a hourly basis whose british and posh and verrrry organised witha way about her in terms of marketing etc, that will deal with the 1-800 amex lady that i used to have was told died in 9/11, wic h turns out to be a morbid and vile lie just to diconnect me with my amex lady= so that they could go hogwild and create phony amex after phon y amex- leaving my c redit at 130 or however low you can go and forcing me ( astupidely since i couldve sued them i now realise) to take out a loanshark style loan to pAy these amexes that were not mine off- but i plan on writing out everyone of these whiners and complainers on my fica and let them know i was a victim of id fraud and have a govt agency investigating this- and would be appreciative in fact i will write" you need to immediatly write to experian and take off these charges please as that has appeared on my fica score"
what ya all think of the in rainbows thing? no business model but how about content? was it karma police? did any of you pay?
im very curuous about this.......if was done with my pr first ----perhaps its doable- but i do have great artwork and accumalating so many extra tracks- i have a major i could use but im so interested in being free to do what i want- i dont wanna COPY radiohead- hmmmmm- well ill fix it all in the mix as they say and see what i wanna do as for release dates not too much longer there at least IS one- tp pull this off would take such an accurate lethal run for it......sorry about my spelling
Courtney, it's not the spelling. We can follow the spelling. It's the, you know, complete lack of any logical content that puzzles us.