Five years ago today

The Daily Express got all excited expecting the "raunchiest" Top of the Pops ever;
Bill Wyman backed down in his embarrassing attempt to stop another Bill Wyman using his own name;
Westminster City Council brought legal action against a pub because they saw customers swaying in time with the jukebox;
and, in one of the more surprising twists in NME history, Mel Myers from the Star's Bitches column was hired to be head of news. Briefly.