Mills - she doesn't even speak proper, either

A slightly bashful Times explains this morning why it couldn't find the website Heather Mills was talking about:

— Thanks to GMTV for providing soft southern journalists with a transcript of yesterday’s interview with Heather Mills. We were all, obviously, confused by her continual reference (in her thick, Geordie brogue) to the “uk.com” website. “Please note,” says a press release, “the website Heather Mills refers to in her interview with GMTV is actually www.youcare.com.”

And, a slightly bashful No Rock and Roll Fun thanks the commenters who pointed out that Jonathan Ross did - jokingly - call her a fucking liar. But at the Q Awards, so it's not like it was in public.