Robbie Williams is not reliably represented by RSS

Our eyebrows shot off our face when we got this through our RSS feeds this morning:

Robbie Williams gets hairy
from 3AM Girls
Grungey singer takes a trip to Amsterdam with mystery brunette - and new beard.

The story confirms that they're just talking about 'a grim facial growth'.

The pair - Williams and brunette, not Williams and beard - were enjoying the Dutch capital, home of the Rembrandthuis, site of Anne Frank's House and the wonderful collection of art in the Rijksmuseum. Or, as the 3AM Girls would have it:

the notorious sex and drugs capital of Europe.