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Sit down, Britain: Malcolm McLaren has a shock for you
Look, we don't know how to break this to you. What we're about to share will set your world hurtling to the ground, and after reading this, you may find it impossible to resume your life as you've known it to date.
Perhaps you should call friends before reading any further. You shouldn't be on your own.
Malcolm McLaren has discovered that I'm A Celebrity is, you know, a TV game show:
"This is not a reality show. It's fake. They fix things. They know who's going to win and lose...there are about 550 people in the jungle. It might have been a jungle once upon a time, but now it's a film set."
"I had every intention of appearing on the show. But the trials are tricks to fool the
public about a danger that isn't there. It proves this show is nothing more than a circus."
[...]
"The medic, Dr Bob McCarron, told me 'Things are so safe, I would send my own kids in to do the show'.
"There is nothing bad in there. They're hoodwinking the public."
"I had every intention of appearing on the show. But the trials are tricks to fool the
public about a danger that isn't there. It proves this show is nothing more than a circus."
[...]
"The medic, Dr Bob McCarron, told me 'Things are so safe, I would send my own kids in to do the show'.
"There is nothing bad in there. They're hoodwinking the public."
Goodness. ITV don't really send celebrities off to certain death, and have people on hand to make sure there's no real risk? Whoever would have thought, eh?
Coming tomorrow: McLaren reveals the man on the phone in Deal Or No Deal isn't a banker at all - "he's a producer -and it's not even his own money"
2 comments:
What a grumpy oul sod he is.. correct me if I'm wrong.. but wasn't one of the celebs last year, blond girl.. she hurt herself jumping out of a plane, something in the way she landed and she had to go to hospital, and eventually was advised to leave the show...
A gobshite like McClaren telling the public it's this, that and the other is like another gobshite telling somebody the beginning, middle & end of a film... and that blood in the film is only tomato sauce.!
Malcolm McClaren, glad you're not in the show, don't like grumps, so am glad that John's gone as well and that rat Marc, and busybody Lynne!
Rock on Janice, Rock on Anna!!
What I mean is.. she jumped out of a plane, she put herself at risk (so much for the medic's comments eh!) and she was injured..
I'd like to think that no REAL SERIOUS harm would come to the celebs, but am enjoying them experiencing life without luxury..
I personally wouldn't last jig length in the jungle but to think, some of the celebs that go in there are very rude to one another; except last year, they all seemed to get on.. David Gest was a howl!
People seem to be voting out the nasty ones, such as John, Marc, Lynne, Katie... we want nice friendly people, that we the regular public wouldn't mind keeping company with -
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