You can rent Cheryl Baker

It's all for charity: To raise funds for a brain tumor charity, you can buy a date with Cheryl Baker (and others) online and enjoy a night with Cheryl. Ms Baker promises these delights:

Well, you'll be guaranteed to get wine spilt over you, crumbs sprayed in your face and have your shins kicked - and that's before we enter the restaurant!

So, if you're an 80s enthusiast with a taste for a spot of mild S&M, dig deep...

[via DigiCreamTimes]