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God, I could murder a Cadbury's Flake but then you probably wouldn't let me into heaven
What with Cadbury's somewhat blase attitude to public health - demonstrated by the way they flogged salmonella-laced chocolates from a filthy factory - you might wonder who on earth would want to link their career to their products.
Step forward Joss Stone, whose career has now stalled so badly she's going to take the job advertising Flake. Like Anthea Turner did in her twilight years.
A Cadbury spokesman said the company has chosen Miss Stone because "she reflects the Flake girl's attitude to life".
We're not quite sure what that attitude would be - moaning on about how people don't like her in Britain?
Presumably Cadburys are hoping that the launch of the Stone ads might stop people noticing that their prices are going up in January. And not just because of Stone's fee.
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or, maybe you would cos their adverts promote oral sex?
(haha, lets see how many hits joss tone and oral sex in the same story gets you ;))
Flakie chocolate and flakie floudering Joss. Oh dear.
If I were Ms Stones agent I would be approaching pertuli incense stick manufactures instead, but hey, Cadbury have loads o' money to promote their products. I'm old enough to remember the very first TV ads for Flake and the very obvious sexual plot line. Sadly I even have the sound track playing in the juke box in my head... Does Joss put a condom on it? Maybe Flake needs a rebranding treatment, it could be sold as "Blow Job".
How can their prices be going up if they're shifting production to Poland and closing their British factories?
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