Gordon in the morning
In his quest for showbiz, erm, Prime Ministery, Gordon Smart has tripped out to meet Leon Jackson, the voting irregularity who won X Factor. The resulting article is largely about how Jackson intends to drink overmuch:
He said: “I’m not shy of nipping to the corner shop to get myself a cheeky half bottle of Buckfast.
“I like to drink my beer but if it’s not going down well I like some vodka Red Bull. It gets me steaming then keeps me going through the rest of the night.”
“I like to drink my beer but if it’s not going down well I like some vodka Red Bull. It gets me steaming then keeps me going through the rest of the night.”
Gordon is approving:
LEON JACKSON has set his sights on being crowned Bizarre Caner of the Year 2008.
The X Factor winner is barely old enough to drink but happily confessed that he is a lager monster with a taste for vodka Red Bull.
The Scot has even sampled the devil’s brew, Buckfast - the drink of choice for an army of Scottish troublemakers.
The X Factor winner is barely old enough to drink but happily confessed that he is a lager monster with a taste for vodka Red Bull.
The Scot has even sampled the devil’s brew, Buckfast - the drink of choice for an army of Scottish troublemakers.
Only Smart could call Buckfast - made by monks - "the devil's brew", of course. But we're a little alarmed at this snickering about heavy drinking. Let's hope that Gordon doesn't upset that newspaper which thundered earlier this year:
... as a society we accept alcopops, booze marketed specifically at kids, and we regard binge-drinking as a bit of a joke.
Which paper was that again? Oh, yes: Gordon's own.
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