Joss Stone flakes off secret gig

Not so long ago, Joss Stone was complaining that nobody in Britain appeared to like her. Now, she's pulled out of a gig because, erm, people wanted to see her.

To be fair, the gig had been supposed to be a secret appearance with Yes Sir Boss at a pub in Topsham; humps were had when Stone discovered that tickets were being sold on her name rather than that of Yes Sir Boss. (Funny that, eh?)

Stone's spokesperson said she felt "compromised" - yes, compromised - by the sale of tickets. And you wouldn't want to be compromised by ugly commerce, would you? Unless you're flogging Cadburys chocolate.