Osbourne v Love

If you draw a venn diagram of Sharon Osbourne's feuds, and one of Courtney Love's feuds, at the intersection point, you'd discover the long-running battle of 'who was responsible for Jack Osbourne's drugs problems'?

It might now be down to men in wigs to pick the bones out of that one:

[Osbourne says]: "It’s an ugly situation. It’s got to the point where it’s now in legal hands so we can’t talk about it."

Oh, for a day when all Osbourne and Love's affairs were in legal hands and they couldn't talk about anything in public.

[Thanks to James P for the link]