Pete goes first-footing

Judging by today's Bizarre, either Gordon Smart is still en route from Vancouver to wherever, or else someone has had a word and got him to tone it down a bit; although the advent calendar has returned this morning - now called a Ladvent calendar - there's actual stories rather than just pictures with some text about breasts.

Not least the revelation that the first guest at Amy Winehouse's new flat in the East End was Pete Doherty. At four in the morning.

It's not recorded if he had a hunk of coal in his pocket, or anything.