Back upstairs at Eric's

From the more-attractive-comeback files: Yazoo.

Yes, Vince Clarke and Alison Moyet are getting back together for a UK tour. But don't - inevitably - call it a comeback:

"Playing this material live is not about revision for me," Moyet said. "It is about finishing something we started - writing, recording, performing.

"Three parts of a whole. A salmon cycle. It's like going home."

A salmon cycle? So we can look forward to the pair of them struggling against the tide, only to have their roes munched out by a hungry grizzly seconds before reaching their final goal, then?