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Heather and the heart
The Sun might have resisted the chance to blame Mills for McCartney's heart operation: the Mail, however, couldn't resist:
He complained of feeling unwell in the autumn after a series of stressful rows with Ms Mills, 39, over arrangements for their four-year-old daughter Beatrice and the former model's public tirades against him.
Except, erm, the procedure McCartney underwent was to clear his arteries from cholesterol-related narrowing. Perhaps Heather argues by forcing lard into people's mouths?
2 comments:
The tobacco in his spliffs probably not doing him a world of good, either.
Could she have been sneaking lard into his veggieburgers? Now that really would be nasty.
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