It is the Capital of Culture, Kerry

Kerry Katona is bemused as to why she won't be part of the reunited Atomic Kitten:

"It's mad because I got a call asking me if I wanted to be involved. I said yes, but then I never heard anything back."

We wonder how that call went. We're picturing something along the lines of "Kerry... I expect you're way too busy, and wouldn't want to go back over old ground, but we thought we'd ask if you'd like to do the Kitten reuion... oh, you would?... um... you realise it's going to be lots and lots of rehearsal. And the pay is terrible... oh, you're still keen? Um... I'll get back to you..."