Kasabian promise to "open your mind"

Kasabian are apparently working on their next album which - although it will end up sounding like a plodding chunk of slightly grumpy dadrock - sounds amazing in Serge's head:

We're sort of in the process.

“I don't really know when it’s going to be released, but as soon as we think it's ready it'll be out. It's psychedelic this one, it's going to open your mind.”

The only way a Kasabian song is going to open anything is if it kicks a door in because it's forgotten its key, surely?