MC Hammer launches rubbish business idea

MC Hammer - trouser wearing novelty act turned bankrupt preacher - has come up with a super idea: what if you could upload videos of yourself dancing to the internet? He's plunged his post-bankruptcy savings into a website which does just that.

Yes, yes, we know. We presume his 'existing businesses in the market' research only got as far as sites beginning with 'W'...