X marks the spots

They're probably not going to make it to the UK, but X have announced an American anniversary tour:

19 - Chicago, Ill. @ Metro/Smart Bar
21 - Madison, Wis. @ Barrymore Theatre
22 - Minneapolis, Minn. @ The Cabooze
25 - Denver, Colo. @ Bluebird Theater
26 - Aspen, Colo. @ Belly Up
28 - Boise, Idaho @ Big Easy Concert House
29 - Portland, Ore. @ McMenamins Crystal Ballroom
30-31 - Seattle, Wash. @ Showbox

April
9 - Solana Beach, Calif. @ Belly Up
10 - Los Angeles, Calif. @ Henry Fonda Theatre

This isn't, it should be stressed, like the Sex Pistols reunions.

As they won't come to us, we'll go to them: This is Your Phone's Off The Hook, But You're Not: