Good news for the Dutch exchequer: U2 are back in a recording studio shaping some noises into a new album.
Yes, it's hardly good news for anyone else. Brian Eno and Daniel Lanois are there:
Breaking new sonic ground? Presumably with some sort of guitarry-steam-hammer? No, apparently with a springboard:
Aha. Can you also assure us that it's not a load of pomp-besplattered stadium rock that's just in need of a black and white video to finish? Mr. Lanois? Hello?
Nope, the line seems to have gone dead.