Poor Gordon. He's spent so long looking at photos of women in bikinis, he's starting to see sexy sexy everywhere. This morning, a rather dull photo of Victoria Beckham shopping in New York. Gordon, though, sees something more:
It looks a bit naughty to me – like she might have nothing but a pair of undercrackers underneath?
Erm... no, Gordon. She's wearing clothes underneath. Calm down, young man.