Whoever thought that might be a problem?

Ozzy Osbourne is fretting that he might make a holy show of himself on Wednesday night:

The veteran metal star, who is hosting the bash with his wife Sharon, claimed that he is never able to remember people's names and is scared about "putting his foot in it".

It's quite sweet that Ozzy doesn't seem to realise that, actually, he's there to forget people's names and bumble about and generally be a bit lost, because if he doesn't live up to the version of him off The Osbournes, there'd be even less point in having him there.

Still, the news that Ozzy won't know what he's doing or who he's talking to offers some encouragement - if you're fast up on the stage, you could tell him that you're Mika, and make off with his awards.