Some hefty backpedaling this morning as Gordon attempts to explain why the French wedding of Coleen and Wayne might not happen, despite having told us it was all planned. It turns out there's rules in France:
Just in case it does happen, Gordon allows there's a workaround:
And then Gordon's source gives another get out in case it doesn't happen:
This, remember, is a wedding that Gordon was confidently predicting will cost three million quid. Now he's telling us it might be scuppered because Rooney wouldn't spend a couple of hours' wages hiring a one-bedroom flat above a suburban bakery to keep it all on track?
Elsewhere, Gordon has a picture of a young Lily Allen wearing some headphones. It's interest, such as it is, is that it's a picture of a young Lily Allen wearing headphones. In other words, the sort of thing that Keith might find in a shoebox, have a little smile, and then put back in the shoebox. For some reason, though (that reason being 'not actually having very much stuff to put in his column') Gordon decides to run it, and then has to try and think of a reason for publishing it:
LOOKING at this vintage LILY ALLEN snap, it seems she was always going to be famous.
It shows the Smile singer as a child on stage at posh Millfield School in 1996.
The second pic is the star out and about in North London yesterday.
Not much has changed if you ask me...
A snapshot of a child wearing headphones shows "fame was inevitable", does it Gordon? In what way, exactly?