Keith Richards hawks stuff

When not telling kids to not take drugs and slagging off any band that's come along since 1973, Keith Richards spends his time avoiding tax and falling out of trees.

Oh, and now: also appearing in adverts for Louis Vuitton luggage. It's impossible to imagine why Richards has been approached to push leather-faced, rugged old cases.

Richards is going to give some - some - of his fee to Al Gore's environmental charity, which means he's only mostly a money-grubbing corporate shill. He does retain a small portion of his dignity.