A couple of papers run pictures of Robbie Williams today with observations like this, from the Mail:
Fatty food, by the looks of his expanded girth, and a brunette called Suzanna.
The paper then calls him "portly" which seems a bit unfair - he's carrying a few extra pounds but it's quite a few Dunkin Donuts short of being fat.
The woman, though? We're not so sure about:
"Who clearly share an interest in golf"? Why, because you've got a long lens shot of Williams carrying a golf bag and, erm, her in check trousers?