Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Robbie Williams is not that fat

A couple of papers run pictures of Robbie Williams today with observations like this, from the Mail:

Robbie Williams recently claimed that he was to give pop to become a full-time ufologist (someone who studies UFOs) - but he has clearly found interests closer to Earth.

Fatty food, by the looks of his expanded girth, and a brunette called Suzanna.

The paper then calls him "portly" which seems a bit unfair - he's carrying a few extra pounds but it's quite a few Dunkin Donuts short of being fat.

The woman, though? We're not so sure about:
Swing when you're winning: the pair, who clearly share an interest in golf, have been dating for about four months

"Who clearly share an interest in golf"? Why, because you've got a long lens shot of Williams carrying a golf bag and, erm, her in check trousers?


2 comments:

flotsky said...

The middle shot makes him look much fatter than the other two do. As you say though, not actually fat. You need to compare him to his fatter lookalike on The One and Only to see what he would look like bigger.

Derian said...

He can get as fat as he wants and have as much hair as he wants. I will still love him to pieces.

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