We know there's a load of stuff posted to web of variable quality every second of the day, but are the team at Contact Music even reading their stuff in their head as they write it?
Take, for example, their piece on Martha Wainwright's marriage. Here's what Martha said:
Contact starts out by filtering this into the following:
Now, let's set aside the surprise we might feel at the rather loose reinterpretation of her words, as in the very next sentence, the website contradicts itself:
So, in the space of half a sentence, she's gone from only marrying for the sex, to the sex being one of the reasons she got married.
Actually, let's not set aside the reinterpretation of her words - why would it be an "admission" that one of the reasons you get married is to be always close to another person? Isn't that like saying "she admitted she went swimming to keep fit"?