Neil Diamond. He's got some issues:
"Personal relationships? I have none," he said last week. "I have no friends and it is just impossible to have relationships. My closest friend is a fellow I went to school with, and I haven't seen him in four years. And he will always be my closest friend. I have people I love, but not friends in the usual way. My brother, who I adore, is surrounded by friends. I see it, and I want it - but I never have it. It's the price I pay and I have absolutely no complaints. I make this journey, for the most part, alone."
And that's with all those people who were coming to America for democ-ra-cy, too. Maybe he ought to take up some sort of hobby that'll let him meet new people - or perhaps when he plays Glastonbury he could try to check out the Green Field.