This wedding sponsored by Axe deodorant

So, just a month after their betrothal, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have got married.

We thought it was only in badly-written soap operas that large weddings were arranged so quickly. Oh, hang on...

They're just reporting on NBC that the wedding theme was "Ash in Wonderland." We're not sure what Pete was in - high level talks with his PR team to work out how a teen-mope act can have a pop poppet wife and still pretend to be annoyed with life.