"There's no lingua franca to this, except for the European lingua franca of irksome tweeting"
Kiss Me Quick hats off to Michael Moran's Sod Abroad, which - alongside exploring jetlag, ways to annoy an American and the wrongness of skiing - details the worst 11-and-a-half holiday songs of all time. This quote, clearly, refers to the Birdie Song, but the book is worth buying for the first ever-linking of Whigfield with Star Trek.
Don't just take our word for it - buy it and decide if it's worth buying for yourself. (Apparently it's very popular with people interested in Mary Seacole.)