Russell Brand is, we're told, writing a book about philosophy.
Gordon brings us the news:
Yes, Gordon is attempting to do a gag that only just works when you say it out loud but in print.
What else did you think?!
Because - if you say out loud, and not when it's written down - it's a bit like cunt, do you see? And Russell Brand talks about having sex a lot.
Gordon's also had "his people" mock up this, which he seems to think is a photo of Russell got up as Rodin's The Thinker but looks more like he's been slapped on a ponderous Hulk to us.