Despite the, uh, cool reaction to Filth and Wisdom, Madonna has decided that she is a direc-tor rather than a actress:
"The director tells the story, you are the chess piece that is moved around. That doesn't suit my personality."
Eve's second bite of the apple? Wasn't the point that she persuaded Adam to take a bite? And wasn't eating the apple kind of a bad thing anyway, what with how it lead to expulsion from paradise for all humankind. Did she never pay attention in church?
If Madonna didn't really feel comfortable acting - and, clearly, she didn't - then how come she kept making such bloody awful films?