We're sure that Alan McGee's latest spot of record-company slapping is in no way motivated by the failure of Poptones, oh no:
"You're better off doing it yourself. They're living in the past, it's like owning a tram company or something."
Like running a tram company? Like the one that runs the trams in Manchester, do you mean, or the one that runs the Croydon trams? You really think that owning a record company is akin to being in charge of a modern, rapid, urban transport network?
We suspect he probably meant something more like a steam railway, didn't he?