This morning finds Gordon taking delivery of a picture of Madonna, with her arms looking a little less than their best. Smart attempts some commentary:
'People suggesting you might get divorced makes the veins on your arms stand out'? Really?
There's also a lump near the top of one of her arms, which Gordon suggests is a "bulging bicep" (although her arms don't look like they're that buff) and that sends him off:
What does that mean, Gordon? What does that that mean?
The picture caption takes up the theme:
Eh? So her arms look simultaneously worrying and as strong as Popeye's? And Gordon does know that those films of Popeye eating spinach and suddenly getting large muscles are cartoons, not documentaries, doesn't he?