Ozzy plans two more albums

Ozzy Osbourne - who played the husband in The Ker-azzy World of Sharon Osbourne - has announced plans to record two more albums in his home studio:

“I am recording another album soon. I've got a Pro Tools machine downstairs in my house now, which I record from home now. I can't turn the fucking thing on.. It's like the brain of the house,” he said.

I'm not sure how the sessions are going, but am given to understand that visitors to his house reported him singing into a Wii Remote balanced on top of a compact Dyson.