Good lord. Given that yesterday's Beckham-meets-Newton "world exclusive" was stretched thin, its something of a surprise to discover another slew of nothing spreading all over the page (today's 'revelation' is that David and Posh were "young" when they met).
Beckham does have one good line:
Bet she's used that before, though.
With Newton taking back Bizarre, Gordon is reduced to padding out what's left by cutting and pasting Tefal press releases.