Heather Mills: The book what I wrote

Where does she get her ideas from? Heather Mills is shopping a novel round publishers about a man who finds he can understand trees and slowly turns into a carrot.

Alright, it's about a model who marries a famous rock star. Doubtless the characters will be called Helen Millington and Mike McPaulney.

She's hoping for a million dollar advance, so I'm not going to hold my breath.