Pete Doherty - he's only human. Sometimes he cries. Admittedly over his hat, but still, it's tears:
'Turns out they are complete arseholes. Even when I fell over and badly creased my hat, I had no assistance.'
‘I was crying but I didn't want them to see.'
What's most telling, of course, is that assumption that his "kind of minor celebrity status" means he thinks he can turn up late for planes and expect special treatment. Does he even count as a minor celebrity any more, though? Or does his reign officially not end until Kate Moss moves on again and he loses his status as 'most recent ex'?
Still, happy to offer some advice to Pete: if you're going to be unable to avoid falling on your hat, why not consider swapping to a panama? They take that sort of scuffle more forgivingly.
[Thanks to Michael M]